Sunday, April 18, 2010

Please Do Not

Why is it that when you're in the bathroom at church, women feel like they have to talk to you, even if the two of you have never spoken before? It's weird and awkward, and should just not be done.

Also on the list of things that should not be done: posting pictures of your very naked pregnant belly. It's not cute--like a little alien parasite squirming around in there, making you disfigured and prompting you to say things like "you wanna know what happens to your boobs when you're pregnant?". Please refrain yourself.

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