Need Money for Food

I have 3 newly discovered fashion obsessions: large square scarves, TOMS shoes, and wayfarer sunglasses. Put them together, and they equal a hipster me plus an empty bank account. Ergo, I'm trying to think of creative ways to earn some extra cash. Here's what I've come up with:

1) become a surrogate mother

2) offer myself as a medical guinea pig

3) sell my hair on the internet to an overseas country

4) get a boyfriend who has a trust fund

So far, no luck. . .go figure.